WWE RAW 7/8/19
Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre come out to the stage. McMahon has Mike Rome do his Best in the World intro. McMahon says they’re going to put Reigns and Undertaker in the ground. McIntyre says Reigns has no respect for authority. The only person Reigns respects is Reigns. McIntyre will beat respect into him this Sunday. As for right now, everyone will shut up and listen to what the best in the world has to say.
McMahon introduces Reigns’ tag team partner. He was the Spelling Bee Champion in 5th Grade and a Prudential Center Employee of the Month. McMahon introduces Gary Garbuit, the janitor. Garbuit comes out to the stage limping with a luchador mask on.
Roman Reigns and Gary Garbuit vs. Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre
The bell rings, and Roman Reigns clotheslines Drew McIntyre down. Reigns sets up for a Superman Punch, but McIntyre kicks him. McIntyre hits a Glasgow Kiss, knocking Reigns into Gary Garbuit. McIntyre sends Reigns shoulder-first into the ring post. McIntyre brings Garbuit into the ring the hard way. Shane McMahon demands to be tagged in. All of a sudden, Garbuit springs into action and takes McMahon down with a springboard clothesline. Garbuit hits a handspring kick and sends McIntyre out of the ring. Garbuit then hits McIntyre with a summersault senton to the floor. Garbuit gets in the ring and hits a springboard cross-body on McMahon. Garbuit gets up and eats a Claymore Kick from McIntyre. McMahon pins him for the win.
Winners by Pinfall: Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre
McMahon is stunned by this performance. Reigns chases them out of the ring. Gary Garbuit is revealed to be Cedric Alexander, who is bleeding from the mouth and may be missing a tooth. Reigns stands with Alexander as the show ends.Mike Kanellis brings ice cream and pickles to Maria Kanellis. She says she can’t eat that since it’ll make her fat. She asks Mike if she weren’t pregnant if he’d want to impregnate her. Mike says he’d impregnate her right now. She says he’ll never impregnate her again. In fact, she’s not even sure he’s the father this time. She then throws the bouquet at him.
Replays are shown of Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans attacking Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch at the start of RAW.
Corey Graves is backstage with Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch. Graves asks if they think their personal feelings toward each other could be affected on Sunday. What if one of them costs the team both titles? Lynch says she sees what he’s trying to do and makes fun of his emo nature. They’ll take Corbin and Lynch out.
The Street Profits are backstage talking about the Extreme Rules again. Montes Ford picks Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans to win before saying he was kidding since he doesn’t want them getting booed two weeks in. Like Rollins and Lynch, The Street Profits want the smoke.
Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre are walking backstage. They’ll face Roman Reigns and a partner of Shane’s choosing, next.
* Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins def. Andrade and Zelina Vega in a Mixed Tag Team Elimination Match
* The Miz and The Usos def. The Revival and Elias (2-1) in a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match
* Bobby Lashley def. Rey Mysterio
* Cesaro def. No Way Jose via Submission
* The Viking Raiders def. Colin and Devon Justin
* Ricochet def. Luke Gallows (non-title)
* Ricochet def. Karl Anderson (non-title)
* Bayley def. Sarah Logan in a Beat The Clock Challenge Match in 4:32 (non-title)
* Nikki Cross def. Dana Brooke in a Beat The Clock Challenge Match in 2:42
* Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre def. Roman Reigns and “Gary Garbuit” (Cedric Alexander)